Are you looking for a steady source of income?  Searching for a job with benefits (like pay)?  Are you struggling to work your way through college?  Time and time again have you proven yourself inept at almost any form of skilled labor?  If you can answer yes to any or all of these questions, Monolith Burger wants you!  Monolith Burger franchises throughout the universe are currently hiring friendly faces (please note, beings without faces will not be discriminated against in the application process) to man their registers and fry their Space Spuds.  There are currently a number of positions open at your local Monolith Burger.  Come on down and apply!

• Cashier--  Monolith Burger is currently seeking individuals to fill cashier positions in nearly all restaurants.  In order to gain a cashier position, the applicant should display above average "people skills," as well as be skilled at the art of persuasion.  Furthermore, due to the handling and counting of money this position incurs, beings with fingers are preferred (please note, beings without fingers will not be discriminated against in the application process).



• Cook--  Are you a master chef?  A culinary expert?  No?  Well, Monolith Burger is the place for you!  If you can learn to simply dump all food items into either a twenty-gallon deep fryer or nuke-o-wave for ten minutes, you have the necessary skills to become a Monolith Burger cook.  After the recent 60 Nanoseconds report aired that insinuated Monolith Burger cooks were receiving radiation poisoning from their equipment, hundreds of spots in the Monolith kitchen have opened up.  Jump on now!



• Burger Assembly Technician--  Somebody has to help assemble the great taste of each and every Monolith Burger.  Why shouldn't it be you?  With a few hours of training on the MasterBurger 2000, you'll be an expert in burger assembly!  Why, the job is so simple even a human could do it!  Several Monolith Burger restaurants throughout the universe, including the popular Galaxy Galleria branch, are hiring Burger Assembly Technicians even as we speak.  Rush out and claim this job as your own today!
• Assistant Manager--  If you have experience in management or--better still--a degree in business and economics, perhaps being Assistant Manager at your local Monolith Burger should be your next career step!  Imagine the prestige of being the Assistant Manager.  All customer complaints will come to rest on your shoulders (please note, beings without shoulders will not be discriminated against in the application process).  Plus, you get a really nifty hat!



• Manager--  If you're willing to undergo the intense training, you too could be a Monolith Burger Manager!  After spending three years at lovely Monolith Tech, you too can be prepared to take on the awesome responsibility of managing your very own Monolith Burger.  It will be your job to inspire your Monolith crew, making sure that they're slinging the best burgers they can, considering the contents.  It's your job to rally the troops when the chips are down.  It's your job to pat a guy on the back when he does a good job.  It's also your job to throw a guy out on his backside when he's doing a bad one.  With new Monolith Burger restaurants opening throughout the universe daily, there are Manager spots out there just waiting to be claimed!  There are very few vocations  in the known universe that rival the responsibility and rewards of being a Monolith Burger Manager.  Are you up to the challenge?

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