Evil Doug for President!
Posted on April 18, 2004 @ 9:38 am
It was only a matter of time, but Evil Doug has finally thrown his hat into the ring and officially announced his bid for the presidency.
Second, I must point out my plan for economic growth. This will be accomplished by replacing everyone with a more efficient robot replacement. Now now, before you get all scared, this will take many years…so you yourself won’t be killed off and replaced with a robot…probably your grandchildren, but not you. This will provide you with the grim satisfaction of knowing that the grandkids won’t have a higher standard of living than you do…dang whippersnappers.
His stance on robot workforce replacement alone is more than enough to get my vote. If you still aren’t convinced, however, you can read more about his bold plan for America’s future here. Evil Doug for President: “If You Were Running for President, He’d Vote for You.”
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