Tales from the Classroom: Note to Self
Posted on March 19, 2004 @ 2:24 pm
Dear Jess,
You are well aware of the fact that you can’t leave the classroom while giving an exam for fear that the students might cheat in your absence. Therefore, in the future, I would counsel against drinking an entire 20-ounce bottle of Diet Coke during the first five minutes of the exam, knowing that you’re not in a position to excuse yourself to go to the restroom for at least another 45 minutes.
In closing, any permanent damage suffered by your bladder this morning was your own damn fault.
Sincerely,
Jess
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That reminds of the time when I drank a 20oz Dr. Pepper, took a Midol (diuretic) and then went to class. Then the school went into lock-down mode because the drug dogs made a surprise visit. I don’t know how I managed to survive being stuck in class for 50 minutes having to use the bathroom.
Nice to know that you guys suffer too, while we students are suffering through an exam. Haha
Well you still had the bottle, didn’t you?
The bottle! After all these years of playing adventure games, how could I have not thought of using the bottle?