We are a part of a sick, depraved rhythm nation
Posted on February 2, 2004 @ 5:12 pm
Okay, just a few more observations about last night’s Super Bowl scandal — then I’m finished, I promise. First up, don’t you feel kind of bad for the halftime streaker and Survivor’s Richard Hatch? They both went the full monty on Sunday night, but Janet’s relatively minor act of public nudity is still getting all the attention. How is that fair?
Meanwhile, when I read earlier today that the FCC intends to investigate the whole Janet/Justin incident, I couldn’t help but imagine a couple of courtroom scenes…
“Your honor, if you take these lyrics into account — ‘better have you naked by the end of this song’ — we can establish that Mr. Timberlake expressed premeditated intent.”
Or…
“The prosecution would like to call Mr. James ‘Jimmy’ Jam to the stand as a character witness. Mr. Jam, how would you characterize the men with whom the accused typically assoicates herself?”
“Janet has always gravitated toward what you might call ‘nasty boys.’”
“Objection, your honor! That’s Miss Jackson if you’re nasty!”
Okay, I’m out.
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Notice that no one has said anything to Justin Timberlake.