Truth, Justice, and You’ve Just Totally Been Punk’d!
Posted on January 29, 2004 @ 10:24 am
Extremely sketchy rumor has it that Warner Bros. is considering casting Beyonce Knowles as Lois Lane and Johnny Depp as Lex Luthor in its upcoming Superman movie. Why do I suddenly get this odd vibe that they’re going to cast Ashton Kutcher as the Man of Steel — trucker-cap-wearing Clark Kent and all?
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Hey, could be worse, it could be Billy Bob Thornton.
Billy Bob needs to be cast as a Karl-like Lex, just so the following could take place:
Superman: “What are you doing with that Kryptonite?”
Lex Luthor: “I aim to kill you with it, mmm hmm.”
I can’t believe no one else has thought of this yet…I studied on it. Studied on it quite a bit.
While we’re at it, let’s get Dwight Yoakam to play Superman.
Hasn’t anyone ever taught you about the danger of putting certain thoughts out in the universe? See, even if nobody had considered Kutcher before, now he’s a shoe in. And it’ll be all your fault.
Yikes! Good point.
Now, where’s that “delete entry” button?