Domestic violence warning
Posted on January 1, 2004 @ 9:58 am
My wife and I are painting together for the first time today, transforming our bland, white hallway into a vibrant “Ripple Green.” If I don’t post anything over the next two or three days, it’s probably because my wife beat me to death with a paint can after she didn’t like the way I used the roller. Please call the police should this come to pass and make certain that she faces the swift hand of justice.
Posted by Jess | Filed Under Life in a Nutshell |
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No, you would totally deserve it.
Believe it or not, we managed to finish the job with virtually no physical violence whatsoever. I guess our relationship is even stronger than I thought.