Saving the universe is no easy task.  Whether I'm fighting Sludge Vohaul or trying to get stubborn scuff marks off the deck of the Deepship 86, milk gives me the strong bones and good teeth I need to get the job done.  So, remember the words of this interstellar sanitation engineer.  Milk--it really cleans up.

MILK
Where's your mustache?

A parody of the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Board ad campign.
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