In my dreams, I’m Bret Michaels’ would-be girlfriend
Posted on October 14, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
I’ve been fighting off the flu for almost a week now, and I find that I’m spending most of my free time in a NyQuil and Benadryl-induced stupor as a result. As I’ve mentioned before, NyQuil does strange things to me. Specifically, the stuff gives me bizarre, disturbingly realistic dreams. Last night was no exception.
When I finally stopped coughing long enough to dose off last night, I dreamed that I was a contestant on VH1’s Rock of Love. Yeah, for reals. Mind you, I wasn’t myself competing on Rock of Love. Instead, I was this chick:
Yep, I spent all night in a drug-induced coma dreaming that I was the airheaded Brandi C. from the first season of Rock of Love, competing for the heart of washed-up Poison front man Bret Michaels. Needless to say, I think it’s time for a new Nighttime Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Aching, Stuffy Head, Fever, So I Can Rest Medicine. And therapy.
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I’m glad you put a pic of yourself up…I’ve been wondering exactly who the brains are behind LOST-vivor.
So, how do you get your hair that straight? I’ve tried lots of products, but I have gotten no results like that!
of all the skanks, you had to be her. she was even worse in “i love money”
@Leah: It’s all about flat irons and hair extensions.
@mon: Hey, it could have been worse. I could have been Pumkin. Or Toastee.
I’m going out on a limb here, but I think this is a good sign you need to change your TV-watching habits.
No offense man, but I’ve seen the ‘Before’ and the ‘After’ and I prefer the ‘After.’
So uh…are you doing anything Friday night?
Have you been watching the Rock of Love Charm School? That’ll give you some crazy dreams!
I hope you feel better soon!
I think what ever girl bret picks is very lucky he is still hot I wish I could be one of thoses girls but you have to be pretty. I will always be a big fan of bret michaels. I loved him for along time. So bret if you read this I love you and I always will