Why they shouldn’t let me speak to prospective students…
Posted on March 1, 2008 @ 10:48 am
Random High Schooler: So, what kinds of grad programs and professional schools typically accept students from your department?
Me: Well, in the last year alone, we’ve placed two students with Barnum and Bailey, one with the Ringling Brothers, and another at DeVry.
<silence>
Me: Nah, I’m just yankin’ yer chain. The Ringling Brothers thing fell through at the last minute.
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Next time, hold your little finger up to your mouth like Dr. Evil every time you answer a question. And, give the answers a slight Dr. Evil twist.
Hahaah, that’s too funny. and lol @fritz omg that would be awesome!
This comment thinks you have great legs.
I think they should make you the head of recruiting. I would have been like ‘Sign me up right now.’