Tales from the Classroom: I’ve been punk’d?!

Posted on August 22, 2007 @ 9:33 am

Another semester, another onslaught of bizarre student e-mail:

To: Jess
From: Barrel of Monkeys (barrelofmonkeys@stateuniversity.edu)
Subject: Yo!
 
i need to get int your class. LEt me know when you can add me as soon as possible.
 
James (aka Barrel of Monkeys)

 

To: Barrel of Monkeys
From: Jess
Subject: RE: Yo!
 
Thanks for the e-mail. Which one of my four classes do you want to add? Please attend the first meeting, and we’ll see if any seats are available for additional students.
 
Best wishes,
 
Jess

 

To: Jess
From: Barrel of Monkeys
Subject: RE: RE: Yo!
 
DUDE! CALL UP ASHTON CUZ YOU TOTALLY GOT PUNK’D!!!
 
BoM

 

To: Barrel of Monkeys
From: Jess
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Yo!
 
Mr. Monkeys,
 
I’m sorry, but I’m not sure if I fully understood your last e-mail. Is Ashton another student signed up for the class? Why should I call him? Do you have his number? Furthermore, precisely what is involved in getting “punk’d?” Should I be concerned and/or consult a medical professional?
 
Please clarify.
 
Jess

 

To: Jess
From: Barrel of Monkeys
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Yo!
 
DUDE NEVERMIND
 
BoM

 

Posted by Jess | Filed Under Tales from the Classroom |

10 comments so far...

  1. yoshi August 22, 2007 12:16 pm

    How is that being Punk’d?

  2. MC August 22, 2007 12:20 pm

    I loved your reaction… you just took the wind out of his sails.

  3. patricia August 22, 2007 1:13 pm

    thing number one: wow.
    thing number two: some people have way too much time on their hands.

  4. Chris August 22, 2007 1:34 pm

    I know the phrase “I weep for the future” is thrown around a lot, but it really is the most appropriate one here.

    Also, did you get my email?

  5. PD August 22, 2007 4:23 pm

    The arrogance in the first email is almost more sad than the prank itself.
    I love your response though, especially addressing him as “Mr. Monkeys.”

  6. daye August 22, 2007 4:29 pm

    You handled that perfectly.

  7. Heather August 22, 2007 5:45 pm

    That was the best reaction ever. Too cool.

  8. Datadog August 23, 2007 8:39 am

    Damn kids!

  9. lifexhistory August 23, 2007 12:53 pm

    You are the coolest professor EVER! Love the exchange!

  10. Clo January 23, 2008 11:52 am

    I’ve read through all your “Tales from the classroom” in a couple of days, and i’m now waiting for new anecdotes… Thanks a lot for this very funny blog, I’m looking forward to reading you again!

    A language assistant, experiencing for the first time the secrets of life on the dark side!


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