So easy, a transforming robot from outer space could do it

Posted on July 11, 2007 @ 4:13 pm

McSweeney’s: A Letter to Optimus Prime from his GEICO Auto Insurance Agent. “Since becoming a GEICO customer in January, you have reported 131 accidents. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either ‘Sneak attack by Decepticons’ or ‘Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings.’”

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