Prelude to domestic violence
Posted on June 20, 2007 @ 7:49 am
The scene: My wife and I are watching television when a commercial for alphabet soup airs.
Me: Hey, do you know how many letters are in the alphabet?
Her: This is a joke, right?
Me: No, I’m totally serious! How many letters are in the alphabet?
Her: Sigh…26?
Me: Wrong! It’s 24 — because E.T. went home!
Her: What’s wrong with you?
Me: I guess I’d be angry too if I just got totally owned by some classic third-grade humor courtesy of 1983.
Her: Yes, you’re right. I was totally owned. Can we talk about something else now?
Fin
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You know that if you can cover your face with your hand it means you’ll get cancer?
*SMACK!*
pwned!
*GROAN*
That’s totally a joke The Boyfriend would use. SO wrong.
Awesome. I’m so using that on the wife tonight. Hee!
So that’s why that dude in the fedora and all black ensemble was hanging around your neighborhood.
I told The Boyfriend your joke to see what he’d say. He laughed until he could laugh no more.
Told you he’d be all over that. I couldn’t help but suddenly form just a little stronger bond with your wife.
Hahahah. I got owned, too, I suppose. Thx 1983. And that was the first movie I can remember seeing in the theater.