Holy crap — I’m 30?!
Posted on June 15, 2007 @ 7:29 am
If I were to die today — and the day is still young — I imagine my epitaph would likely read, “Here lies the author of ‘Eight Women Who Look Better Bald Than Britney.’ He really spent a lot of time on the Internet.” Touching, no?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get cracking if I hope to achieve my childhood dream of becoming a globetrotting archaeologist/adventurer before the end of the day. Cake and ice cream for all!
(Except my enemies. You know who you are.)
Posted by Jess | Filed Under Life in a Nutshell |
18 comments so far...
Leave a Comment
If you would like to make a comment, please fill out the form below.
Happy Birthday!
Ooooooh, happy birthday!
Happy-Happy. Cheer up…I’m turning FORTY!
Happy Birthday.
(And, I think that it’d be better if you had “Lostvivor score: 0″ on your tombstone.)
ugh. is everyone on the nets younger than me?
i’m getting really tired of that.
anyway. back to you i guess since it’s your day (whatever)
Happy Birthday!!
Don’t sprain an ankle whilst globetrotting.
Happy Birthday! Hope the move went well.
Happy Birthday!
We share the same dream, in that I also want to be Indiana Jones when I grow up. But I might settle for Nevada Smith (megafilmgeek ref there!).
Happy Birthday, Jess!
Incidentally, you share the same birthday as Jay Pinkerton, which may explain why you two have such a similar sense of humor in your articles.
There’s no call for anyone here being denied cake and ice cream. :/
Grats, man! You’ve now reached the age where all the immature-old-guy jokes really start to come in to your favor. I’ve had three years of practice with them and my favorite is:
You say, “Act your age.” I say, “You’re not the boss-o-me! PBBTHPB!”
Happy Birthday!
I have to ask, what kind of icing is on this alleged cake?
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! I know how you feel!
Ew, you’re old now. Sorry, I don’t read blogs written by old people.
Ah, the firey ritual of Carousel. Perhaps you’ll renew!
congratulations, welcome to the 30 club.
ACK! I totally missed it! Happy Birthday
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! So far, age 30 is treating me well. That is to say that I had barbecue for dinner tonight. Which counts for something, right?
@Betty: It was a white cake topped with whipped cream icing and coconut (a personal favorite). There’s still a slice in the fridge if you want it.