Lost-vivor: “Flashes Before Your Eyes”

Posted on February 15, 2007 @ 9:18 am

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Welcome to Week Eight of Lost-vivor — all the mystery and adventure of Lost with an added dash of Survivor-style competition. Here’s the deal: after each week’s Lost, I’ll arbitrarily award and deduct points from the characters based on their actions during the episode. I’ll tally up the Lost-vivor scores as the season progresses, and, at the end, we’ll declare a Lost Season Three champion! You can catch up on the action so far here.

Please note that the section ahead contains spoilers for last night’s episode of Lost. Proceed at your own risk.

I’ll go out on a limb here and say that “Flashes Before Your Eyes” is my favorite episode of Lost so far this season. If the past several episodes have taught me anything, it’s that I’m far more interested in what’s going on back at the beach than the happenings on DHARMA island. Heck, I was even happy to see Claire again (even if she was there only to establish, once and for all, that she exists solely to be the island’s unofficial damsel in distress).

Desmond’s flashback dominated the bulk of the episode, but the déjà vu aspect was an intriguing twist. Henry Ian Cusick is just outstanding in the role, and I felt he brought a lot of heart this week’s proceedings. It was fun seeing Penny again, too; she seemed quite a bit more charming this time around, making it easier to see why Desmond fell for her in the first place. Now I’m wondering if Desmond telling his friend at the pub all about the shipwreck and the island and the button might have something to do with how Penny knew to be looking for him after his disappearance in the first place (as shown in last season’s finale). I’m probably over-thinking this, though. My brain hurts.

Meanwhile, the jeweler lady definitely gave me a creepy last-episode-of-Quantum-Leap vibe. But, I’m apparently the geekiest person alive, so that’s to be expected. That being said, it should be interesting to see what direction the show takes with Charlie at this point. Will the universe eventually catch up with him, or can Desmond change his fate?

Now, let’s cut to the chase and take a look at the scores!

Charlie:
  • Ransacked Sawyer’s tent, found porno mags: +2
  • Watched his girlfriend get rescued and carried off down the beach by a shirtless Desmond: -3
  • Bit Desmond’s style by calling him “brotha” about fifty times: -1
  • Hatched “let’s get Desmond drunk” plan with Hurley: +1
  • Participated in awful “farmer’s daughter” drunken sing-along: -1
  • Got his ass handed to him by Desmond after calling him a coward: -4
  • Performed a lovely rendition of “Wonderwall” during flashback: +3
  • Quip of the night: “This is why we don’t do drugs!” during Desmond’s flashback freak-out: +1
  • Eventually helped drunken Desmond stumble back to camp: +1
  • Marked for death by the frickin’ universe: -10
  •  
    Net gain/loss: -11
    Current score: 88


    Claire:
  • Went for a quick swim (wearing her clothes?) and nearly managed to drown: -6
  • Received mouth-to-mouth from Desmond: +5
  • Good news, Claire! The universe is trying to kill Charlie, not you: +4
  •  
    Net gain/loss: +3
    Current score: 103


    Locke:
  • What happened to Eko? “This island killed him!” Thanks a lot, Captain Mysterio: -2
  •  
    Net gain/loss: -2
    Current score: 135


    Desmond:
  • Saved Claire from drowning thanks to precognitive skills: +10
  • Participated in awful “farmer’s daughter” drunken sing-along: -1
  • “Apparently, I can travel through time now, brotha”: +8
  • Broke the space-time continuum by flashing forward during a flashback: +2
  • Spilled red paint all over his lovely hardwood floors in drunken painting accident: -1
  • Denied Penny’s hand in marriage (not to mention her dad’s whiskey): -5
  • Future-telling skills not all that reliable, miscalled soccer match: -3
  • Didn’t ask jeweler about the four C’s, allowed her to spook him out of marrying Penny: -5
  • Turned out he was right about that soccer match after all: +4
  • Threw ring in the river instead of pawning it: -1
  • Got whacked in the head with a cricket bat. Nice work, future boy: -2
  • Found his surprisingly resilient photo lying around the jungle: +3
  • Seemed very at-ease walking around the jungle naked: +2
  • Turned out he actually saved Charlie (presumably in addition to Claire) from drowning: +10
  • Got Charlie back for calling him a coward by telling him the universe is trying to kill him: +2
  •  
    Net gain/loss: +23
    Current score: 142


    Hurley:
  • Surprisingly reluctant when it came to raiding Sawyer’s stash of awesome stuff: -1
  • Was the first person to just come out and say “That dude can see the future”: +2
  • Participated in awful “farmer’s daughter” drunken sing-along: -1
  •  
    Net gain/loss: 0
    Current score: 105


    Jack:

  • Wasn’t in this week’s episode, so he didn’t have a chance to do anything dumb: +2
  •  
    Net gain/loss: +2
    Current score: 76

     
    As the only Lost-vivor who could successfully audition for the cast of Heroes, Desmond comes up big again this week. His 23 points were enough to move him past Locke and into the number two position. Desmond still trails Sawyer by a whopping 30 points, but I suspect we’ll see that gap begin to close once Kate and Sawyer start to share the spotlight in the coming weeks and rejoin the beach-dwellers. Meanwhile, Charlie — everyone’s favorite rock hobbit — didn’t fare so well this week. What did you expect, though? The universe is trying to kill the poor guy!

    After eight scintillating weeks of Lost-vivor, here are your standings:

    1. Sawyer (172)
    2. Desmond (142) (+23)
    3. Locke (135) (-2)
    4. Kate (113)
    5. Sun (107)
    6. Hurley (105)
    7. Claire (104) (+3)
    8. Vincent (100)
    9. Paulo (99)
    10. Nikki (98)
    11. Charlie (88) (-11)
    12. Sayid (88)
    13. Jack (76) (+2)

     
    That’s it for this week’s installment of Lost-vivor! Tune in next week for what looks like another Jack-centric episode. If the past eight weeks of Lost-vivor are any indication, that’s bad news for Jack.

    Posted by Jess | Filed Under Lost-vivor |

    9 comments so far...

    1. Adam February 15, 2007 12:36 pm

      “Didn’t ask jeweler about the four C’s” LOVE IT!

    2. john February 15, 2007 1:03 pm

      Great recap. Still wondering how many times Desmond has gone back in time. He obviously has done it at least twice. He has had to see Charlie die once by the lightning - back in time to set lightning rod. Then has seen Charlie drown while rescuing Claire - back in time to save her first. This guy is freakin’ amazing. This put 24 and Heroes in the back seat and is what LOST needed.

    3. Sherri February 15, 2007 1:13 pm

      “four c’s”? Am I an idiot? What does that mean?

    4. Jess February 15, 2007 1:38 pm

      Sherri: Nah, it was a foreign concept to me too before I bought my wife’s engagement ring. The four C’s are a series of measures that determine diamond quality: cut, color, clarity, and carat weight. Desmond neglected to find out if the ring was actually worth the price. But, considering I don’t recall him actually paying for it, I guess all’s well that ends well.

    5. Pea February 15, 2007 2:53 pm

      The only bad thing about Lost-vivor is that I now don’t feel a terrible need to pay close attention to the show because, well, you’ll catch me up! I barely managed to watch the show. I actually wondered several times why I even had the TV on. Bad.

    6. Jeff Schiller February 15, 2007 3:33 pm

      Great recap and scoring! I loved how you felt bad about raking Jack over the coals last episode enough to give him 2 points for not even appearing this episode… I also like the fact that Claire decides to hand off Aaron to Sun so that she can go swimming in her clothes… poor writing!

      Btw, do you guys believe that Desmond ACTUALLY time-travelled and re-lived those few years in the exact same fashion so that he could fulfill his destiny of turning the key? And since then, that he experienced Charlie’s death at least twice before and has willingly traveled back in time to correct it twice?

      That’s not how I interpreted things last night - I consider the hatch accident to have granted Desmond powers to see visions of the future (flashes before his eyes) and that the flashback/experience we saw this episode was some sort of island-induced hallucination to teach him that the universe has a way of correcting itself. If he actually traveled back several years to the drunken-paint-spill incident how do you explain the jeweler’s reaction?

    7. Jeff Schiller February 15, 2007 3:35 pm

      Addendum: Didn’t it seem like the vision ended when he got hit with the cricket bat (after which he woke up naked in the jungle)?

    8. Thom February 16, 2007 12:50 pm

      I gotta say, I think anyone who actually saves Charlie should lose points. Or was I the only one who cheered when Desmond proclaimed he was a marked man?

    9. Joe February 21, 2007 2:50 pm

      If Sawyer can get points for every nickname he gives someone, why can’t Hurley get some points for “Desmundo”?


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