Snape’s on a Plane

Posted on August 18, 2006 @ 4:39 pm

Snape's on a Plane

Coming soon: “That’s it! I have had it with these <expletive deleted> muggles on this <expletive deleted> plane!”

UPDATE: A new and improved version of the Snape’s on a Plane poster is featured in my July 2007 review of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Posted by Jess | Filed Under Pop Culture |

66 comments so far...

  1. AAYOR August 18, 2006 5:06 pm

    You made my day, Jess….

  2. Fritz August 18, 2006 6:00 pm

    I love it! Thanks!

  3. Amy August 18, 2006 6:30 pm

    Best thing I’ve seen today! Thanks!

  4. Kara August 20, 2006 12:30 am


    Have you seen the Harry Potter version of “badger badger badger badger”? It goes “Potter potter potter potter potter potter potter potter weasley weasley A Snape, a Snape, oh nooo a Snape!”

  5. Jess August 20, 2006 9:48 am

    Thanks, guys! Glad you enjoyed it. :)

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  7. Newsbitch August 22, 2006 6:10 pm

    LOL! That’s excellent! Not to mention Snape is completely and utterly sexy. I fancy the pants off Rita Skeeter too, but I think I might be in a minority there.

    Thanks for the giggle!

  8. Gracie D September 4, 2006 7:07 pm

    Brilliant. I’ll say it again… that Alan Rickman can pour potions over me any time the mood strikes.

  9. Jesse September 10, 2006 11:38 pm

    Hi Jess, I hope you don’t mind that I used your Snape poster in my blog about SOAP too :)

  10. Leah January 12, 2007 4:50 pm

    You LEGEND. This is totally awesome! Love it!

    The top line is the best. xDDD

  11. Anonymous February 12, 2007 11:54 am

    Wow… I don’t know you are but I love you

  12. Jude February 14, 2007 9:00 am

    wOot! ‘Kin mint XD I run an Alan Rickman fansite (; would you let me put it on my site? :P

  13. galadriel February 20, 2007 12:24 am

    That was awesome! A true treat for Snape fans everywhere.

  14. franek April 22, 2007 4:47 am

    snape is my favorite from harry potter

  15. estabob June 3, 2007 2:44 pm

    LOL! hilarious! I was on da floor laughing!

  16. yours truly June 3, 2007 3:23 pm

    hope you don’t mind i used this pic at the back of my book report on a harry potter book. I LOVE it!

  17. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanahiughmpooo June 18, 2007 8:50 pm

    HAAHAHAHH! i nearly had a heart attack I was laughing so hard

  18. Bung Bung June 22, 2007 7:18 pm

    I enjoy your use of the apostrophe. This implies that Snape himself is on a plane. Just one, singular Snape. However, if you did not employ the splendid grammatical tool known as the apostrophe in the title, that would signifiy that several Snapes were on this one particular flight. Thank you for correctly utelizing the apostrophe in your work. It makes things understandable.

  19. Cherry July 7, 2007 11:06 am


  20. AC July 11, 2007 10:49 pm

    I was depressed after seeing Order of the Phoenix today - I liked all the other movies until now. You managed to make me laugh when I thought that was impossible. Thank you so much.

  21. claire July 13, 2007 3:42 pm

    snapes a sexy beast

  22. Jenny July 13, 2007 4:08 pm

    this definitely made my day! hahahahaha

  23. Rhiannon July 13, 2007 4:09 pm

    Thank you soo much, you made my day, Can’t stop laughing

  24. emma July 17, 2007 4:25 pm

    omg. this is….*laughs uncontrollably* hilarious!

  25. Rayne July 23, 2007 1:30 pm

    OMG!!! That was s-o-o-o-o-o funny!!!

  26. Amy August 6, 2007 9:19 pm

    I’d soooooooooooooo watch this movie. hahaha. This cracks me up soo much!
    I love Snape!
    And I’d totally watch this movie! O_O

  27. Tsuka August 7, 2007 11:10 pm


  28. Susy August 16, 2007 4:35 am

    Did you know someone on eBay has copied this and is printing on t-shirts on eBay!

    My friend bought one thinking it was the sellers original idea!!
    I told her it wasn’t and she was really upset to have bought from someone stealing fan work!

  29. Dan August 29, 2007 2:49 pm

    This SOme Crazy stuff

  30. Ally August 29, 2007 7:27 pm

    This is absolutely brilliant and I lol’d so hard… but it would have been 10x better if it had been Snape’s on a Train (Hogwarts Express… get it? Yeah I know)

  31. Sarah August 30, 2007 12:53 am

    Aiiii! I would most definitely see that movie!
    I wuff you Snape!!!

  32. GBart September 9, 2007 10:34 am

    Oct 6 2005. I beat you with the idea by a year.


  33. your mom September 10, 2007 10:00 pm

    you are all faggots

  34. alii September 14, 2007 10:28 am

    Really made my day..

  35. your mum September 14, 2007 6:30 pm

    i hate harry potter

  36. Yer Mums bunghole September 15, 2007 10:31 pm

    the poster is a faeces-fer-brains grade school poseur. Alan Rickman’s far better than you could ever hope to be you chav, no matter what he does. Next time you get pissed on 3.5, try using an original theme. (But be sure to ask Mummy first; if she says no, ask yer Daddy - if you can find him.) Pissant.

  37. shit September 16, 2007 8:51 am

    What da fuck

  38. bob September 16, 2007 7:28 pm

    Nice grammar. It should be “snakes”, not “snake’s”. Please learn how to use an apostrophe.

  39. u moron October 4, 2007 9:56 am

    the ” ’s ” is on pirpose u moron

  40. franklin stanley October 9, 2007 12:22 pm

    I’m laughing my a** off right now!: ) come up with some more of these haha!

  41. franklin stanley October 9, 2007 12:23 pm

    im lauging my a** off right now! ; ) funny as hell! come out with more like this!

  42. kimmie October 14, 2007 7:09 pm

    dat waz wickidy wack LoL!!! my friend showed me and i LOVED IT it blew my mind. thanx 4 the giggles mwa.

  43. not gay October 26, 2007 2:33 am

    You bunch of Nancy Boy,Hillary “Clit”on wannabees this stuff is as gay DICK-A-DORF or what ever you call that queer shit.. Grow the F-ck up

  44. duh November 2, 2007 12:45 pm

    umm… whoever said the apostrophe was misused is an imbecile. “Snape’s on a plane” is the correct usage because it says “Snape is on a plane.” The movie “Snakes on a plane” is using a form that says “There are snakes on a plane.” Moron.

  45. Lone_Samurai November 13, 2007 8:24 am

    WTF. I love Sev Snape 2 bits. The hottest of all the teachers at hogwarts, I wouldn’t mind being on the same plane as him.
    Snape Rox my Sox.
    snape’s avatar–> >:(

  46. Alex Breakwell November 16, 2007 9:05 am

    I like snape, i look like him i bummed him x

  47. Alex Breakwell November 16, 2007 9:07 am

    shag me snape x

  48. Lone_Samurai November 21, 2007 10:46 am

    You & me both Alex!
    wot is it with Mr Grumpy? He rox. I would mind seeing up his cape, F**K me hard Sev!!!!

    >:( Snape
    :) Me

  49. Scofield94941 November 21, 2007 11:17 am

    lone_samuri may i just say that u r a very sick little girl! yes i know thats u Jodie!!!!!

    hes ugly as f**k

    no offence or anything

  50. Lone_Samurai November 22, 2007 6:07 am

    Sammy U H8 Snape get off this page!!!!
    UR upsetting me.!
    Snape Rox 4 Eva!!!!!!!

  51. snape fan December 8, 2007 5:06 pm

    wow! thats is awesome!!! i though “Planet of the Snapes” was good… but this rocks!

  52. [...] I am having major Potter withdrawl… This Post Has Been Approved By Professor Snape!! [...]

  53. Nataly Sullivan March 1, 2008 9:29 am

    I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE!!!!!!!!!! KISS!!! KISS!!!


  54. Daniela Tapuia March 1, 2008 9:32 am

    Snape eh o meu personagem favorito do Harry Potter (depois do Harry, eh claro). Pra onde ele tava viajando????

  55. nicola March 12, 2008 11:28 am

    awsome!!! love the pic…and SEVERUS SNAPE!!!
    SWEET!!!!! ^.^

  56. Sohbet March 24, 2008 8:45 pm

    pirpose u moron :)

  57. Sevgi March 24, 2008 8:46 pm

    i love you snape :D he is a perfect..

  58. Oyun March 24, 2008 8:47 pm

    Thats right.. he is a perfect men

  59. Bedava Mp3 indir March 24, 2008 8:48 pm

    nice :) Snape is here! :D

  60. kc May 7, 2008 9:58 am

    i love this picture!

  61. kara e June 18, 2008 12:06 am

    Damn thats really cool i want to see that. . .

  62. Oranges June 19, 2008 3:12 pm

    This made me laugh sooo much :D

    I love snape, there’s something about him that is sexy o_O

  63. Misery July 21, 2008 8:47 pm

    I thought it was cute. I don’t understand why people have come on here who don’t even like this kind of thing, let alone Harry Potter, and say such horribly childish things about it all. What’s the point? Probably just a bunch of fucking kids anyway. I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t think this kind of thing is hilarious; it’s like “stoner humor”, which is actually in the same area as slapstick to us. By the way, to clear up that stupid argument, didn’t you mean it the way it was made (”Snape’s on a plane”) to signify that Snape is, in fact, on a plane rather than multipule “Snapes”? For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, exampe: “Where’s Mom?” “Mom’s on a plane”. That’s how I took it anyway….

  64. Kat August 14, 2008 4:40 pm

    this is so funny. its funny because i thought the name of that film was ridiculous.

  65. Jess Rimmer October 9, 2008 6:16 am


    i know snapes 3rd cousin he is called Joe Foster so HA

    i am his biggest fan he is the love of my life

    peace to ma peoples

  66. Violet November 8, 2008 7:57 pm

    quite funny. i saw something like that, but it had Snapes not Snape’s. i wonder if they copied ……

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