100 Facts in 100 Days: Fact 33
Posted on July 31, 2006 @ 10:45 pm
33. If I had a million dollars, my first splurge would be hiring a manservant to dress me every day. No, not like a personal stylist — I’m talking about someone to handle the physical act of dressing me. It’s such a chore to bother with getting dressed every morning (sticking arms through sleeves, threading belts through loops) when I could be concentrating on more important matters. Plus, it’s a noble tradition dating back to medieval times when knights had squires to put on their armor for them before they rode into battle. Only my armor is a button-up shirt and khakis, and my battlefield is the classroom. Or a library. Or whatever.
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Hilarious!
I had one of those once. No, wait. That was my possessive, controlling boyfriend who didn’t like the way I dressed. Nevermind.
Heh, reminds me of http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/07/my_new_goal.html