That’s gotta hurt
Posted on October 6, 2005
I had one of the scariest experiences of my life today. I was riding the elevator in the campus parking deck with two undergrads — a guy and a girl. As the three of us were standing there in silence, waiting to reach our respective destinations and observing all the norms of elevator etiquette, the girl suddenly unleashed a vicious low blow to the guy’s most sensitive areas. Out of nowhere. Bam!
We’re talking a “doubled-over and coughing” haymaker of a low blow here. The kind of shot that brought tears to my eyes. As I stood there aghast, the guy eventually managed to sputter out, “Why did you do that?” He received no response. Then, we reached the fourth floor, the guy picked himself up off the floor, and the two of them left together.
Since they left together, I guess they were…friends? Or is this some bizarre mating ritual heretofore unobserved?
Here’s hoping that Nut-Punch Girl doesn’t become my new Fedora-and-Pipe Guy. I don’t think I’m ready for that.
Posted by Jess | Filed Under Random Musings | 15 Comments
Glayvin!
Posted on October 5, 2005
A perfectly cromulent list of made-up words from The Simpsons.
Great Krypton!
Posted on October 5, 2005
Nicolas Cage is an idiot. In related news, he named his newborn son Kal-El.
Posted by Jess | Filed Under Asides | 3 Comments
The Hoff
Posted on October 5, 2005
If there was one cultural force in this world powerful enough to draw me back from my blogging hiatus, it’s the pristine majesty that is one David Michael Hasselhoff. That being said, while strolling through Target last night, I decided to check out the Halloween section. As I browsed the costumes (slutty pirate…slutty vampire…slutty nurse…slutty nun), one caught my eye. Could it be? Surely not! Wait — yes, it is. Target is selling a David Hasselhoff Halloween costume.
OMG!
Well, actually, it’s a Knight Rider costume, but you and I both know it’s a David Hasselhoff costume. It even includes a David Hasselhoff wig!
Check out these photos from eBay. Now, I just need someone to invite me to a Halloween party so I can metamorphosize into a near duplicate of Germany’s most popular recording artist.
Speaking of the D-Hoff, Justin recently brought this bit of news to my attention. Ice-T is producing the Hassel-to-the-Hoff’s first hip-hop album? I’m so there.
Posted by Jess | Filed Under Pop Culture | 8 Comments
