The First Day of Class with Professors Goofus and Gallant
Posted on August 19, 2005 @ 7:38 am
A student introduces himself and says that he is originally from Canada.
Professor Gallant says: “That’s excellent! I really look forward to hearing your perspectives on the topics we’ll cover this semester.”
Professor Goofus says: “Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll speak slower.”
Just call me Professor Goofus.
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now now. don’t go making the canadians angry. we need them to like us for when we need to make that exodus north.
Heh.
Ryan Stiles: “How much would you pay for a 15-CD set like this, Colin?”
Colin Mochrie: “Fifty thousand dollars!! ……. but I’m an IDIOT!”
Ryan: “And you’re from Canada, so with the exchange……”
Colin: “I’m STILL an idiot!!”
Gotta love WLIIA.
TELL me you’re kidding.
XD. Hey Jess, not only am I posting to say that this is a funny post, but also that some advice on Verbosity came in handy. Thanks!
. o ( wonders if nick was imagining the quake guy eating cocktail shrimp )
No, teedz, actually it was the advice on how to deal with chain letters. I must say, Verbosity Magazine is a lifesaver!
To be honest, it was really more of a twizzler. Or a set of those nasty wax lips you occasionally get at halloween.
I can’t read that. Could you type slower?