Justice Jess
Posted on July 1, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
I’m taking this opportunity to officially throw my hat into the ring as a potential replacement on the Supreme Court for the retiring Sandra Day O’Connor.
Why do I think I’d be a good fit for this position? Well, I’m liberal (but not in that scary Michael Moore way), I’m relatively well versed in the Constitution and the workings of the Supreme Court (if not the law, per se), and I look rather dashing in a robe (those are provided free of charge, right?).
What’s my greatest weakness? Probably that I’m too much of a perfectionist.
If anyone from the Bush administration would like to contact me about the appointment, please leave a comment on this entry and I’ll get back to you at my earliest convenience.
On a related note, with O’Connor gone, does that make make Clarence Thomas the hottest justice on the bench?
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Let me ask my boss, Dick, and we’ll see what he says…
I’ve seen like twenty episodes of The Practice
Oh, please, please, please let Dubyah pick you! I’ll be truly frightened otherwise!
No, I think Antonin Scalia is now the hottest justice. Damn look at that booty! Did I saw that out loud?
No doubt he’ll chose someone much less informed than you…
I’d vote for you, but only if you promised to go commando under the robe. What? You know they all do it! You wouldn’t wanna be the odd man out would you????
I think this is the first time I’ve known you to mention that you lean to the left. That being said, a liberal perfectionist is an oxymoron.