Celebrity crushes and curses
Posted on January 23, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
What do a bunch of postgraduates discuss when they get together for a party? Why, celebrity crushes of course! My top five celebrity crushes identified at said party (in no particular order):
- Tina Fey
- Angelina Jolie (minus craziness)
- Gwen Stefani
- Shirley Manson from Garbage
- Parker Posey
I’d probably replace Parker Posey with William Shatner if I were being completely honest with myself. Oh, and if I could choose five people to round up and throw in a gulag for the rest of their lives, never to be heard from again?
- Sean Hannity (Three hours of back-breaking labor a day, that’s all I ask.)
- Radio personality Paul Harvey (Now who knows the rest of the story, old man?)
- Comedian Gallagher (That Sledge-O-Matic could come in handy for busting rocks.)
- Paul Reiser (About whom I am not mad.)
- Fedora-and-Pipe Guy
Since this already reads like a meme, feel free to play along in the comments or on your own blog.
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Tina Fey? TINA FREAKING FEY? The person who almost single-handedly has reduced SNL to a whiny, sobbing, quivering mass of crap?
Jess, I expected better from you.
I was thinking “no way” on all of these, then I realized I don’t even have a celebrity crush. In fact, I don’t really know any celebrities. Unless you count the Lohan girl…she is my girlfriend.
Wait–Elastic-Girl from The Incredibles–yes I have a crush on her.
Hey, I like Gallagher, but that’s probably because we have the same smart-ass sense of humor.
At any rate, being someone who used to have a crush on Michael J. Fox, and thinks that Ted Raimi and Gary Oldman are sexy, I can’t say a word about strange celebrity crushes.
Hell… i have to take you to task on the Angelina Jolie (minus crazy)… guy… it’s the crazyness that add the spice to that woman…. not just the lips.
Ask youself this… put yourself a few years back in time and think of Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.
Nancy had the classic good looks, but she was a whinny bish… or so it seemed. But Tonya had a fire, a dirty kinky, trailer trash, (do you in the back of your sedan) type of fire. That fire was CRAZYNESS…
If you could spend one night with either? i’d look at Harding, cause hell, you wouldn’t know what you’re gonna get.
No longer though, she’s let herself go… BIG TIME. Ask your friends who they would spend a night with… most guys have something for the crazyness…
Your dad and I would definitely agree on the Paul Reiser hating. I still don’t get your hatred for Hannity, while giving Rush a pass for humor’s sake. I know you’ve told me before that you think he’s smug, but isn’t his job basically about coming off as being right and explaining why conservatism is better than liberalism (which implies smugness in my opinion)? Rush does this too, but it’s often overshadowed by his ego and him talking about how great he is (in his own mind) and making sure he gets in enough callers every day that will back that up. I’ve listened to both, and I think that Hannity is, by far, the more humble. Regardless, Boortz is the best, and I hope we can at least agree on that ;
And Parker Posey has her good days, but there’s some bad ones in there too. What ever happened to Garbage?
I have my own five women I’d like to make out with. Here they are…Whether you like them or not.
1. Tina Fey ( I will fight you on this, David. Ten Paces…With a Hornet Stinger.)
2. Kelita Smith from The Bernie Mac Show. Not the kids. Aunt Wanda.
3. Halle, of course.
4. Lynda Carter, in costume, natch.
5. Meridth Viera. Just so I can say to fellas I made it with Meridith Viera and she’s a wildcat.
God, I’m a lonely man.
Gwen Stefani is on my crush list, too. I can’t quit watching that Alice in Wonderland-inspired video — even if Tom Petty did do it first.
And, Sean Hannity is also at the top of my dung heap.
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This stolen from Jess, who noted that since it already read like a meme, it can be treated as such. Feel free to play along in comments or in your own bit of bloggy goodness. The concept is simple- everyone…
haha jess, i’ve actually met Shirley Manson. well seen her in public anyway. i live in madison, hometown of Garbage WOOT.
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hmmm… I’m late in the game, but I’m still catching up from my Kentucky time…
lessee, there are a lot. It’s hard to narrow to five. Ooh! I know, I’ll pick 5 men and 5 women!
Men first, cause I’m mostly straight:
1) Jude Law
2) Gavin Rossdale
3) Brad Pitt
4) Antonio Banderas
5) Gary Oldman (a la Bram Stoker’s Dracula)
6) Zach Braff (want to marry him, maybe) (crap, I’m going over)
7) Ben Gibbard, want to bear his children
Women too:
1) Debra Messing
2) Nicole Kidman
3) You’re right, Shirley Manson is hott
4) Christina Ricci!!
5) Fairuza Balk
6) Audrey Tautou
7) Madonna
There, that makes it even. I’m sure there’s more, but I really need to go to bed at some point.