Serving hard time at Camp Cupcake
Posted on November 26, 2004 @ 5:47 pm
To my credit (or perhaps in my defense), I’ve waited this long to make my first Martha-Stewart-in-prison entry. From CNN.com:
Martha Stewart is becoming quite the jailbird gourmet and whips up dishes with illicit ingredients she smuggles back to her cell by stuffing them down her bra, according to a newspaper report Friday.
The New York Post, which cited anonymous letters by disgruntled fellow inmates, said the domestic queen — imprisoned at the federal facility in Alderson, W.Va. for lying about a well-timed stock sale — has been caught with such contraband as brown sugar, powdered sugar, cinnamon, butter and other food, all stashed away inside her locker.
Other inmates, apparently ticked off that Stewart is getting away with such behavior, told the Post the locker search was prompted when an associate turned canary after Stewart balked at paying a kickback for the associate’s smuggling services.
C’mon, Martha…if you ever want to starting moving up in the prison hierarchy, you need to learn to play the game — including paying kickbacks to your fellow inmates when they smuggle vanilla extract back to your cell in their government-issue brassieres. Oh, and you might want to consider stabbing the next person who threatens to rat you out. I understand that’s very effective.
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