The end is nigh
Posted on August 19, 2004 @ 4:41 pm
Organized attacks? Laugh it up now, but when your suburb looks like The Planet of the Apes in a few months, it won’t seem nearly so funny (link via Fark).
Monkeys attack women, children
HORDES of monkeys are running wild in the Sudanese state capital Kassala, attacking women and children and looting shops for food, Al-Anbaa newspaper reported today. The groups are going on the rampage in two suburbs of the city, close to the frontier with Eritrea, the newspaper said.
The monkeys launch “organised attacks which last several hours”, targeting “bakeries and grocery stores”.
They attack women and children, run into homes, “breaking kitchen utensils and snatching food from the children” and open the doors of refrigerators to get at the food inside, according to one resident, Salah Osman al-Khedr.
Feel free to insert your own “gorilla warfare” joke here.
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I don’t see this as being so unlikely. It’s what I’d do if I didn’t have to wear pants.