Evil, thy name is “Ann”
Posted on July 28, 2004 @ 11:20 am
As something of a counterpoint to the Barack Obama quote I posted in the previous entry, let’s hear a brief excerpt from conservative pundit/succubus Ann Coulter’s recent coverage of the Democratic National Convention (thanks to Seth for calling it to my attention):
Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazened with the “F-word” are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.
Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police as violent, fascist racists — with the exception of Boston’s police, who’ll be lauded as national heroes right up until the Democrats pack up and leave town on Friday, whereupon they’ll revert to their natural state of being fascist, racist pigs…
As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it’s because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council’s approval. Plus, it’s no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call “women” at the Democratic National Convention.
I simply can’t imagine why USA Today refused to publish the piece.
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I forgot to tell you I saw Ann at the Vietnam wall a couple months ago. It was very hard not to grab her and bash her head repeatedly into it.
man…that’s pretty disturbing. for a while i thought it was some sort of parody site like landoverbaptist.org or whitehouse.org but nope…*sigh*
I’m with Batman (how often does one get to say THAT? :)) - I thought it was a parody, but no….unfortunately not.
Hey, I’m offended by those remarks! I *do* wear a bra!
Heh. Just kidding. (About implying I’m a Democrat, that is.) I’ve always found it hard to take either the Democrats or the Republicans seriously… nice to know the Republicans no longer take themselves seriously either!
Sure, it’s alright for Al Franken to write stuff like this, but if Ann Coultier does it. Oh how horrible.
“Because I said so.”
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