LETTER TO WASHINGTONIENNE!! APROPOS OF SOMETHING EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT APROPOS OF SOMETHING!!
Posted on May 26, 2004 @ 1:45 pm
An open letter to Washingtonienne (a/k/a Jessica Cutler):
Dear Ms. Cutler,
In recent days, I am sure that you have been bombarded by interview requests from various media outlets. Most of these reporters have probably asked an unending series of questions about your Capitol Hill sex blog and the scandal it has wrought. I’m sure you’ve been asked questions like these countless times already: Why did you choose to write openly about your sexual exploits online? Do you plan to reveal the identities of your various Washington paramours? When are you going to write a book about your experiences?
I do not intend to waste your time with more questions about these tired topics. Instead, I believe Apropos of Something’s readers would prefer to hear your thoughts on a more stimulating subject: temporal mechanics. Therefore, I have included three short questions below — all dealing with issues related to temporal mechanics.
Question One: How is it that your scandal only broke a little over a week ago, yet all the coverage from both the blogosphere, as well as certain mainstream media outlets, makes it feels like I’ve been reading about it for six months already?
Question Two: If you are indeed 24 years old (as various sources have claimed), why do you look like you’re rapidly approaching 40 in most of your recently-published photos? No offense intended — after all, thanks to Sex and the City, the promiscuous fortysomething woman is very much in vogue the days. In all fairness, perhaps we should just chalk it up to a combination of poor lighting and all the scandal-related stress that I’m sure you’ve endured as of late. Nevertheless, I commend your tireless head-tilting efforts to ensure that photographers are consistently capturing your best side.
Question Three: Have you heard any word yet on when we can expect your fifteen minutes of “fame” to expire?
My readers and I thank you in advance for your prompt response. In the meantime, keep up the good work, and best wishes!
Sincerely,
Jess
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