...when you're a janitor."
...here on Labion."
...again."
...and then you die. Horribly."

2. Space Quest 4: "It's you--Roger Wilco...

...Space Guy."
...Intergalactic Hero."
...Savior of Xenon."
...Sanitation Engineer Extraordinaire."

3. Space Quest 6: "Oh, yeah, real smart. Let's go poking around inside a pod that's probably carrying a half-dozen miniature face-hugging, saliva-dripping, face-eating exo-skeletal alien piranha things. And while we're at it...

...let's ask ourselves--whatever happened to your little buddy Spike?"
...let's invite them aboard the Deepship to kill the entire crew one by one."
...let's read a short passage from the Necronomicon."
...let's split up so that we're all alone and defenseless, okay?"

...makes you regret skipping last month's shower."
...is not unlike that of a Denebian Slime Devil."
...is enough to keep the local fauna at bay. And maybe some of the flora, too."
...is truly regrettable. So regrettable, in fact, that we regret even including a SMELL icon in the first place."

...You must have plenty of spare room in your pants."
...Don't try this at home, kids!"
...Ouch."
...Did you ever even stop to think that it might belong to somebody?"

...or an organ liberated."
...or a date you don't really want."
...or an annoying recurring rash."
...or a demotion back to Janitor Third Class."

...going waaaay beyond demented."
...all fun and games until somebody gets hurt."
...won't make you very popular with the ladies."
...really more of a Sector R12 kind of thing."

...there will be lots of interesting stuff to do here. Right now, however, I've got bigger fish to fry."
...I will sit here. I will be smart. I will make it go. I will make things work."
...sitting down at the controls will launch you into an immersive first-person, 3D deep space flight simulator. For now, though, you'll just have to use your imagination."
...I'll have a co-pilot and everything. For the time being, though, it's just more eye candy for you to look at. Pretty impressive, huh? Buy the game, kids!"

...you'll be sorry."
...I'm spicy!"
...I'm tastier than mayonaise!"
...Or don't. I don't really care."

...Which is a good thing considering that his uniform didn't fit all that well in the first place."
...That crash obviously took a lot out of him. Get it?"
...Either he's on a serious diet, or something very strange is going on around here."
...Many of his formerly contained body fluids seem to be at large."